Dixon Details

Ohmygosh, you guys.

Wouldn't it be, like, so embarrassing

if you made an appointment at the dentist

to get a mouth guard readjusted

because you recently had some dental work done

so, naturally, it doesn't fit anymore.

And on the way out the door you grab the case

that was holding said mouth guard.

And you drive all the way to the dentist

and then he calls you back and is all set to 

get the job done.

And then you open the case to find

that you don't actually have the mouth guard.

Instead.

You have the

ZEBRA RETAINER THAT YOU GOT IN HIGH SCHOOL.

Ohmygosh, that would be sooooo embarrassing.

Trust me.

It was.