Dixon Details

I have a sick kid.

So.

I'm cleaning out my closets.

And taking a lot of stuff to Goodwill.

But here's the thing.

I felt really selfish just tossing all this stuff.

I mean.

My clothes are pretty amazing.

Take this red sweatshirt 

(size woman XXL--yes, friends that's EXTRA EXTRA LARGE)

I personally think my kid sister, Logan, would rock this look.

So trendy and boxy.

 In fact.

Don't like red?

Here is the same sweatshirt in BLACK.

Eh?

Anyone?

What about these beauties?

That's right, friends.

Pink MULES.

One of a kind and only worn once.

Boom baby.

What about this amazing Barracuda Fish trucker hat?

Yes, that's right.

TRUCKER HAT.
(Karen? Kiffon? Jess?) 

It's camo on the sides. 

No?

Well.

If you change your mind.

Just tell me.

It's yours.

 And really.

An amazing MINT GREEN polo.

I mean.

Really.

So there you go.

If you want to dress like me, here's your chance.

I've got some pretty amazing stuff over here.

The End.

**Please don't judge me**