The door was shut, and my kids were attempting to get in the car.
Something small and brown
Ran across my foot and hid behind the trash can.
I screamed.
Which, in turn, made Gavin scream.
{My mind raced back to when we lived in Texas.
The rubber on my bike handle bars--gnawed to pieces.
That's when we knew we had something living among us.
I don't really know how we found it,
but my memory recalls my dad wrestling it to the ground.
I doubt that really happened.
But, hey, I was, like, 5.}
Back to present.
I swore it was a rat.
My kids were on the landing.
I was wearing flip flops.
Gag.
Gav pushed the button.
Up went the garage door.
Nothing.
My heart was racing.
My blood was pumping.
My hands were shaking.
And then I found him.
Jack.
I wanted to kick the stupid thing for scaring the crud outta me.
Instead, I grabbed my gardening gloves and moved him to safety.
And noticed a sick amount of bunny poo.
Nasty.
Then.
Today.
Headed out to lessons.
And notice lots.more.poo.
This time, I wasn't scared.
Bring it on, Jack.
And there he was.
Behind my recycle bins.
Now.
Riddle me this . . .
How the heck does he keep getting in my garage?
Picture here.
6 comments:
That is one Wascally Wabbit!
That picture is disturbing. Looks like something straight out of a sci-fi movie. Then when you realize it's not out of a movie, it's real...
Maybe Jack has siblings and they are ALL hiding out in your garage! You just keep taking them out one by one. Creeeeeeepy!
that is a rabbit hand? seriously gross.
I love those creepy, little nails...
okay, where the flip did you get that sick picture and what is it?!
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