These are the things I found in Reese's mouth today:A portable USB cap
A piece of dried macaroni (from pre-school yesterday)
A hair tie
A shell
A piece of bacon from last nights dinner
Seriously? How does he find this stuff???
*I swear, my house isn't dirty . . .I sweep 3 times a day!!!
8 comments:
I can totally relate...except now she doesn't put stuff in her mouth--she hides it everywhere else. Like the van keys...they've been missing for 3 days now!
Your title made me laugh out loud. Emma was good about not putting things in her mouth but now she likes to put things in Vera's mouth.
You sweep three times a day? Wow. I was doing the laundry once with both kids in the double jogging stroller when Jeremy was new. I had two laundry baskets piled high on the top of the stroller so I could see the kids. A minute later I hear this choking, gagging noise and I come around the front of the stroller just in time to see a button going down Search's throat. Destroy had fed it to him. I immediately picked him up and pounded on his back and it came out. I remember just shaking like the whole day after that!
Human Vaccum Cleaner! But darn cute!
Jordan...you are scaring me. I now no longer want Eli to start crawing...for at least 6 months. Also, your lesson in RS today was fantastic. Even my mom (who is visiting from out of town) was like, "Wow, that girl who gave the lesson was so on the ball for such a young age!" I was like...Yes, Jordan is a rock star. ;)
You should get a dog. That will win the race for the little pieces of bacon.
Megan--Yep, three times a day. I have to after every meal or we'd be swimming in floor food all day.
Karen--You're so nice. I'm just glad it's over.
Carlos--But then I'm stuck with a dog. No thanks.
The little things you find in his mouth should be called Reese's Pieces.
Pops
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