Picture this if you will.
Me.At work.
Just returning from a break.
Walking toward me.
A guy.
Holding jeans.
A guy.
Holding jeans.
About my age.
Wanting to exchange.
Wanting to exchange.
Me.
Walking to the register.
Being intercepted by my co-worker.
Now.
All of us.
Standing at the register.
"Doesn't he have the most beautiful blue eyes???"
said by aforementioned co-worker.
All of us.
Standing at the register.
"Doesn't he have the most beautiful blue eyes???"
said by aforementioned co-worker.
Him.
Blushing.
"To be honest, I didn't really notice."
Blushing.
"To be honest, I didn't really notice."
Really.
I didn't.
I didn't.
Then he says it.
"Well. My wife thinks my eyes are nice."
Me.
Blushing.
Why?
I don't know.
Co-worker.
Walking away.
Walking away.
Shameless.
Me.
Left holding the bag.
And totally embarrassed.
The End.
2 comments:
WOW! Uh...that is one for the books! I was thinking though...his wife is pretty darn lucky to have a hubby who would say that instead of going the other direction! Sheesh!
sidenote:you have pretty cool lookin eyes yourself! Totally not hitting on you, I'm just sayin...
Your blog is so funny! I'm glad that you don't go to work to check out the guys that want to return!!!
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